Overview of Fuck Dates

Here on the site, there are always events or similar events. In some way, they all boil down to the same thing: Fucking. And usually, "fucking with Ralf," i.e., me.

Maybe some of you don't want to spend hours browsing the site, but just want to fuck me spontaneously. That's why I've summarized all the current fuck opportunities (constantly updated) on one page.

There are various ways to register for a fuck or similar. Nothing binding, but probably important if you want to stay up to date or need more information. First of all, there's the private

One-on-one fuck date

You can chat for hours on Gayroyal, Gay.de, Romeo, Poppen.de, Buddy, etc., looking to see if you can find someone for sex. It can take a few hours, and in the end, you either haven't found anyone or the supposed fuck buddy turns out to be a fake.

But if you're active when it comes to sex and don't mind the mare being older (62) and chubby, that's easier. Simply enter a name (can also be a pseudonym) and email address. Also, a little information. Under "Where do you want to fuck me?" you choose whether you want to come to me or if I should visit you at home. Outdoor meeting places and porn cinemas are also possible. Then you enter how many people you want to fuck me with and when. The message field can be important. If you want to meet at your place, outdoors, or in a PK, I'll need a little information. At the end, you can optionally provide your mobile number in case you're looking for something on short notice. But you should keep one thing in mind: I don't sit in front of the computer 24 hours a day, drooling, naked, and with a rinsed pussy, waiting to jump on your hard-on immediately. Even in the best case scenario, when I only have to rinse myself and everything else is ready, I need about 2 hours to prepare.

So if you want to fuck me, just fill out the form and I'll get back to you the next day at the latest

Explanation:

In the mobile number field, you can enter not only the German country code, but also the country codes for Belgium, Denmark, France, Luxembourg, the Netherlands, Austria, Poland, Switzerland, and the Czech Republic.

All of these are neighboring countries of Germany, and I also travel to other European countries for weekends or short trips (3-6 nights). However, only if the location is within 200 km of the German border, as the train ride would otherwise be a bit expensive.

Ralf as a hotel hooker in March 2026

This event is planned for March 2-7, 2026. More information can be found here.

Ralf Kaiser with the inscription "Free Hotel Hooker" on his chest

To register

Explanation:

You can also enter a Dutch mobile number in the mobile number field. There is a regional train from Enschede to Münster, and there are always a lot of Dutch people in Münster, as well as Germans in Enschede. Therefore, it might be that someone from the Enschede area would like to "visit" me.

Publicly exhibited naked

For this event, I am still looking for a dominant man somewhere in Germany or near the border (max. 100 km) in a neighboring country. More information here.

Weekend sex slave or holiday companion

I will come to you for a weekend or accompany you on a short trip and will be your will-free and (almost) taboo-free slave during that time

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