Spanking the horny fuckpig
You can spank me if you're into that. I have a flogger and a riding crop at home. If we meet somewhere else, I can bring both. Spanking my fat ass is easier for you than doing it myself.
You can spank my ass until it's red and the welts are visible. Minor bruising is okay, but larger bruises and broken skin should be avoided. I like the feeling of being helpless. That's why you can also restrain me with a spreader bar and some restraints.
You can also play with my cock, my balls, my tits, and my fat belly. I have ways of tying myself up so that I'm completely at your mercy. The pleasurable pain turns me on so much that I become totally powerless, and you can use me without hesitation afterward. Whether you fuck me, piss in my mouth, or shit in my face is entirely up to you.
If you want to pee or shit in my mouth, we'd have to go in the shower. Even if I try to swallow everything, some pee might still spill, and if you're into scat, my mouth might be full, but I won't be able to swallow it all. It's easier to wipe it up or lick it up in the shower.